Exams

During my exams, when the lengths which I was willing to go to, to procrastinate, became a little out of control, I thought I’d share with you my manifest desire to FAIL MY EXAMS. This all occurred on an inevitably cold and rainy May 20th:

1.       Made my dad a birthday card

2.       Then made my dad an early father’s day card, just so I’m ready

3.       Shopped for dresses online even though i have no money left

4.       Shopped for shoes online even though I have no money left

5.       Tried to do some fashion drawings

6.       Bought a book about fashion drawing on ebay

7.       Tried to find out about becoming an interior designer

8.       Bought a book on interior design on Amazon

9.       Developed a taste for tea, and made about 4 cups of it in 3 hours

10.   Read the home feed on facebook about 46 times

11.   Had to wee a lot as a result of drinking so much tea

12.   Kept my bedroom UNUSUALLY and FRIGHTENINGLY tidy

13.   Vacuumed

14.   Emptied my bin

15.   Watched half a series of gossip girl in 4 days

16.   Watched videos on how to plait different parts of my hair

17.   Plaited different parts of my hair

18.   Listened to the news on the hour, every hour

19.   Washed my bowls up

20.   Hunted around my room for my lost spoons

21.   Washed the elusive spoons

22.   Read  a magazine so it won’t distract me later

23.   Made my bed

24.   Cut my apple into bitesize pieces

25.   Sharpened my pencil at regular intervals, even though I use a biro

26.   Did yoga

27.   Watched YouTube videos about polar bears

28.   Went for a run

29.   Had my second shower of the day

30.   Went to Asda to buy ice cream

31.   Filled my car up with petrol

32.   Wrote all of this down

Much love and whatnot,

H x